Monday, December 15, 2008

Mike Madness Monday: Mike Tyson Blows Up, While Michael Jackson Implodes

There is simply no way to put this kindly, but Michael Jackson seems to have officially lost his goddamned mind, and I fear for the safety of his children. The picture on the right shows Jackson in LA over the weekend, looking like tortured tobacco heiress Doris Duke on a daytrip after a brunch consisting of Vienna Fingers cookies
followed by scotch and Xanax cocktails. (MJ scoop Courtesy of Concrete Loop). In other tales of Mike-madness, it looks Mike Tyson is capatalizing on the bear craze by packing on more than a punch. Does dat big daddy bear look work for you, ladiez?

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