UPDATE: Bristol Palin's Future Mama In Law

Sherry Johnston was arrested for posession of Oxycontin, and not for running a hillside meth lab as previously speculated. Good luck, Sher. I wish you all the best in your Recovery.

Bristol Palin: Dose Country Chickens Is Comin' Home t' Roost

Oh come on, now. Y'all knew this shit was coming. What with that snow plow-drivin-KONtry-ass Sarah Palin trying to convince us she was ready to be second watch on the Big Red Button.






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Now comes the word that her daughter Bristol , a.k.a. TrigBabyMama, is having a bit of a problem with the potential in-laws. Shotgun hubby to be Levi Johnston's momz has been hit up on some dope charges. Could be that Mama Johnston was caught cookin' her up some crystal meth? The ol' 420? Or 'Tina, as it's known in NYC circles? All I know is, at least these peoples be staying true to their dark roots, so to speak. And least now Sarah can relax and accept her inevitable slow slide into obscurity.

From HuffPo